Ang tunay na lalaki hindi sumasagot sa magulang.
HINDI AKO NAGBAGO, natuto lang ako. Hindi kasi pwedeng habambuhay tanga ako.
SEX is Like a MATH …
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ADD the BED
SUBTRACT the CLOTHES
DiViDE the LEGS ..
Pray to GOD don’t MULTIPLY .. :D
Kung ang CHEMISTRY na inaaral ko ay ang CHEMISTRY nating DALAWA, pocha, PERFECT ko na. #HAHA
Sana ang tao parang CELLPHONE kusang namamatay pag nagloloko.
CHRISTMAS is OVER ..
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NEW YEAR is COMING
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SCHOOL is APPROACHING :))
STEWARDESS: Do you want a drink, sir?
SIR: What are my choices?
STEWARDESS: Yes or No.
….hahaha
Sorry ka.. Walang salitang ‘AKO’ sa UGLY, pero ‘U’ Meron.
Girls: Haircuts
1. Before: Omg! Guys I’m finally gonna cut my hair! ;)
2. After Haircut: Omg! I love my new hair! :D
3. A few days later: OMFG! I miss my long hair! >.
GINAPANG ka ng magulang mo , tapos NAGPAGAPANG ka lang.” #lol